By: 6amcrisis

Snake Plissken - the baddest of the badass movie heroes. He's finally decided that if he's going to be rescuing people for a living, he might as well start a business and get paid for it, goddammit!



No more Presidential Pardon's, no more Plutoxin 7 injections in the neck! If you want a kidnapped President, his tramp daughter or Donald Pleasence found and brought back safely, then call Plissken's Search and Rescue and pay cash! Ask for Snake by name and get a free M41 grenade this month only!



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